Monday, March 11, 2013

"Self Appraisal"

A little boy went to a telephone booth which was at the cash counter of a  store and dialed a number.
The store-owner observed and listened to the  conversation:

Boy                : "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
Woman         : (at the other end of the phone line) "I  already have someone to cut my lawn."
Boy                : "Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price than the person who cuts your lawn now."
Woman         : I'm very satisfied with the person who is  presently cutting my lawn.
Boy                : (with more perseverance) "Lady, I'll even sweep the floor  and the stairs of your house for free.
Woman         : No, thank you.

 With a smile on his face, the little  boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all this,  walked over to the boy.

Store Owner       : "Son... I like  your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a  job."
Boy                      : "No thanks,
Store Owner       :  But you were really pleading for one.
Boy                      : No Sir, I was just  checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is  working for that lady I was talking to!"  





          This is called

         "Self  Appraisal"

Warren Buffet Best Quotes


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A Strong Woman vs. A Woman Of Strength

A strong woman works out everyday to keep her body in shape…
But a woman of strength builds relationships to keep her soul in shape

A strong woman isn't afraid of anything…
But a woman of strength shows courage in the midst of fear.

A strong woman won't let anyone get the better of her…
But a woman of strength gives the best of herself to everyone.


A strong woman makes mistakes and avoids the same in the future…
A woman of strength realizes life's mistakes can also be unexpected blessings, and capitalizes on them




A strong woman wears a look of confidence on her face…
But a woman of strength wears grace.


A strong woman has faith that she is strong enough for the journey…
But a woman of strength has faith that it is in the journey that she will become strong. 
   

The Perfect Boss


There were about 70 scientists working on a very hectic project. All of them were really frustrated due to the pressure of work and the demands of their boss but everyone was loyal to him and did not think of quitting their job.

One day, one scientist came to his boss and told him, "Sir, I have promised my children that I will take them to the exhibition going on in our township so I want to leave the office at 5:30 pm."

His boss replied, "OK, You're permitted to leave the office early today."

The Scientist started working. He continued his work after lunch. As usual, he got involved to such an extent that he looked at his watch only when he felt he was close to completion. The time was 8.30 PM.

Suddenly he remembered the promise he had made to his children.

He looked for his boss but he was not there. Having told him in the morning himself, he closed everything and left for home. Deep within himself, he was feeling guilty for having disappointed his children. He reached home. The children were not there.

His wife alone was sitting in the hall and reading magazines. The situation was explosive; any talk would boomerang on him. His wife asked him, "Would you like to have coffee or shall I straight away serve dinner if you are hungry?"

The man replied, "If you would like to have coffee, I too will have but what about the children?"

Hi wife replied, "You don't know? Your boss came here at 5.15 PM and has taken the children to the exhibition."

What had really happened was ... The boss who granted him permission was observing him working seriously at 5.00 PM. He thought to himself, this person will not leave the work, but if he has promised his children they should enjoy the visit to exhibition. So he took the lead in taking them to exhibition.

The boss does not have to do it every time. But once it is done, loyalty is established. That is why all the scientists at Thumba continued to work under their boss even though the stress was tremendous.

By the way, can you hazard a guess as to who the boss was?
He was none other than the mastermind behind India 's successful nuclear weapons and missiles program -


 Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam, Former President of India. 

Sunday, March 10, 2013

Marksmen World Best Archery Shooter

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Saturday, March 9, 2013

Mysterious Tiger Killer


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Friday, March 8, 2013

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Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Very Intresting Historic Discussion ......



An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty. 
He asks one of his new students to stand and..... 
Prof: 
So you believe in God? 
Student: 
Absolutely, sir. 
Prof 
: Is God good? 
Student: 
Sure. 
Prof: 
Is God all-powerful? 
Student 
: Yes. 
Prof: 
My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. 
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm? 
(Student is silent.) 
Prof: 
You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good? 
Student: 
Yes. 
Prof: 
Is Satan good? 
Student 
: No. 
Prof: 
Where does Satan come from? 
Student: 
From...God.. . 
Prof: 
That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world? 
Student: 
Yes. 
Prof: 
Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct? 
Student: 
Yes. 
Prof: 
So who created evil? 
(Student does not answer.) 
Prof: 
Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they? 
Student: 
Yes, sir. 
Prof: 
So, who created them? 
(Student has no answer.) 
Prof: 
Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. 
Tell me, son...Have you ever 
seen God? 
Student: 
No, sir. 
Prof: 
Tell us if you have ever heard your God? 
Student: 
No, sir. 
Prof: 
Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter? 
Student: 
No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't. 
Prof: 
Yet you still believe in Him? 
Student: 
Yes. 
Prof: 
According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. 
What do you say to that, son? 
Student: 
Nothing. I only have my faith. 
Prof: 
Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has. 
Student: 
Professor, is there such a thing as heat? 
Prof: 
Yes. 
Student: 
And is there such a thing as cold? 
Prof: 
Yes. 
Student: 
No sir. There isn't. 
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.) 
Student 
: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. 
But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. 
There is no such thing as cold . Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of 
heat 
. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy . Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it . 
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.) 
Student: 
What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness? 
Prof: 
Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness? 
Student : 
You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright 
light, flashing light....But if 
you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In 
reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make 
darkness darker, wouldn't you? 
Prof: 
So what is the point you are making, young man? 
Student: 
Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed. 
Prof: 
Flawed? Can you explain how? 
Student: 
Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. 
Now tell me, Professor.Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey? 
Prof: 
If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do. 
Student: 
Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir? 
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.) 
Student: 
Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.) 
Student: 
Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain? 
(The class breaks out into laughter.) 
Student 

: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,sir. 

With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir? 
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable. ) 
Prof: 
I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son. 
Student: 
That is it sir... The link between man & god is FAITH . That is all that keeps things moving & alive. 

This is a true story, and the The student was none other than........







APJ Abdul Kalam , the former President of India .


Friday, March 1, 2013

Heart Touching Story of Dad, Mom & Soldier



A story is told about a soldier who was finally coming home after having fought in Vietnam. He called his parents from San Francisco.

"Mom and Dad, I'm coming home, but I've got a favor to ask. I have a friend I'd like to bring with me."

"Sure," they replied, "we'd love to meet him."

"There's something you should know," the son continued, "he was hurt pretty badly in the fighting. He stepped on a land mine and lost an arm and a leg. He has nowhere else to go, and I want him to come live with us."

"I'm sorry to hear that, son. Maybe we can help him find somewhere to live."

"No, Mom and Dad, I want him to live with us."

"Son," said the father, "you don't know what you're asking. Someone with such a handicap would be a terrible burden on us. We have our own lives to live, and we can't let something like this interfere with our lives. I think you should just come home and forget about this guy. He'll find a way to live on his own."

At that point, the son hung up the phone. The parents heard nothing more from him. A few days later, however, they received a call from the San Francisco police. Their son had died after falling from a building, they were told. The police believed it was suicide. The grief-stricken parents flew to San Francisco and were taken to the city morgue to identify the body of their son. They recognized him, but to their horror they also discovered something they didn't know.




Their son had only one arm and one leg.

Why Planning is important? based on True Story



One Night 4 college students were playing till late night and could not
study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as
dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that
they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tire
of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and
that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked
him and said they would be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as
this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in
separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared
well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name........ ......... ......... (2 MARKS)

Q.2. which tire burst? (98 MARKS)
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right.....!! !






True story from IIT Bombay ...Batch 1992

Thursday, February 28, 2013

Everyone has different Talent


A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hello Doctor! Please come over here for a minute."

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work."

The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic,

"Try to do it when the engine is running.


Shri Guru Granth Saheb Ji at Nasa


A vichaar by Bhai Bhagwan Singh Johal, a panthik Sikh scholar and Kathaavachik who explains the effects of Gurbani.
In short, Bhai Bhagwan Singh's talk is the affects of Gurbani on individuals' lives. In one example, he mentions that there have been two Panjabi sisters who have worked as Astronauts at the NASA space station in America - Kalpana Chawla and Sunita William.


Kalpana Chawla was a space shuttle mission specialist. She was the first Panjabi to travel into space. Unfortunately, she was killed on 1st February 2003 with 7 crew members in the Space Shuttle Columbia disaster. Whilst in India, Bhai Bhagwan Singh was in Uttranchal (Haryana) where he met Kalpana Chawla's father, Banarsi Lal Chawla. As you would do, Bhai Bhagwan Singh offered his condolences and shared the grief of the loss of a fellow Punjabi sister.
Kalpana's father was a Hindu, however the family have devotion (shardaa) for the House of Guru Nanak. Bhai Sahib asked Kalpana's father to share something about Kalpana's life with him. He replied that she did Nitnem (daily prayers) every morning (as well as being a vegetarian). The family were fortunate enough to have darshan (glimpse) of the late Baba Nand Singh jee in Uttaranchal. Baba jee had an affect on the family and since then they have practised Nitnem and had love for Gurbani.


"Tell more," said Bhai Bhagwan Singh. The father replied,
 "Kalpana also recited Japji Sahib whilst she worked, and she recited Japji Sahib in space as well." Guru Nanak Sahib Ji explains in Japji Sahib:

ਪਾਤਾਲਾ ਪਾਤਾਲ ਲਖ ਆਗਾਸਾ ਆਗਾਸ ॥
Pāṯālā pāṯāl lakẖ āgāsā āgās. 
There are nether worlds beyond the nether worlds and lacs of skies over skies.

holy path book sikhਓੜਕ ਓੜਕ ਭਾਲਿ ਥਕੇ ਵੇਦ ਕਹਨਿ ਇਕ ਵਾਤ ॥
Oṛak oṛak bẖāl thakė vėḏ kahan ik vāṯ. 
The scriptures say one thing: searching for God's limits and bounds, (without success) people have grown weary.
(Ang 5)


Not only did she read this, but she experienced this. Guru Nanak Sahib Ji was also present in space (whilst she read Japji Sahib).
Her father said that he had an opportunity to visit the NASA centre at San Jose, America (in September 2004). During his visit he was shown a volume of an English translation of Guru Granth Sahib jee kept at the NASA library. Her father was told that when scientists get tired of searching and searching the universe, when they seek inspiration and need to uplift their souls they turn to read the translations of Guru Nanak's poetry and divine-songs which magnificently describe the awe and wonder of the Universe. There is no other poetry, no other divine-song, no other Scripture, such as the Bani of Guru Nanak Sahib Ji -- Guru Granth Sahib jee.







It's 12-o'clock!


                                                                  It's 12-o'clock!
                    
                                 BRIEF HISTORY OF SARDAR JI'S 12-o'clock!

During 17th Century, when Hindustan was ruled by Mughals, all the Hindu people were humiliated and were treated like animals. Mughals treated the Hindu women as their own property and were forcing all Hindus to accept Islam and even used to kill the people if they were refusing to accept. That time, our ninth Guru, Sri Guru Teg Bahadarji came forward ,in response to a request of some Kashmir Pandits to fight against all these cruel activities. Guruji told the Mughal emperor that if he could succeed in converting him to Islam, all the Hindus would accept the same.

But, if he failed, he should stop all those activities . The Mughal emperor happily agreed to that but even after lots of torture to Guruji and his fellow members he failed to convert him to Islam and Guruji along with his other four fellow members, were tortured and sacrificed their lives in Chandni Chowk. Since the Mughals were unable to convert them to Islam they were assassinated.

Thus Guruji sacrificed his life for the protection of Hindu religion. Can anybody reading this lay down his life and that too for the protection of another religion? This is the reason he is still remembered as "Hind Ki Chaddar", shield of India . For the sake of whom he had sacrificed his life, none of the them came forward to lift his body, fearing that they would also be assassinated

Seeing this incident our 10th Guruji! , Sri Guru Gobind Singhji (Son of Guru Teg Bahadarji) founder of the Khalsa made a resolution that he would convert his followers to such human beings who would not be able to hide themselves and could be easily located in thousands. At the start, the Sikhs were very few in numbers as they were fighting against the Mughal emperors. At that time, Nadir Shah raided Delhi in the year 1739 and looted Hindustan and was carrying lot of Hindustan treasures and nearly 2,200 Hindu women along with him. The news spread like a fire and was heard by Sardar Jassa Singh who was the Commander of the Sikh army at that time. He decided to attack Nadir Shah's Kafila on the same midnight. He did so and rescued all the Hindu women and they were safely sent to their homes.

It didn't happen only once but thereafter whenever any Abdaalis or Iranis had attacked and looted Hindustan and were trying to carry the treasures and Hindu women along with them for selling them in Abdal markets, the Sikh army although fewer in numbers but were brave hearted and attacked them at  12 o'clock midnight and rescued the women.

After that time when there occurred a similar incident. People started to contact the Sikh army for their help and Sikhs used to attack the raiders at Midnight, 12 o'clock. Nowadays, these "smart people" and some Sikh enemies who are afraid of Sikhs, have spread these words that at 12 O'clock, the Sikhs go out of their senses.





Please Pass on who are not aware of this fact and who make fun of any religions.
Every river is different but they all flow into the ocean. "Its easy to joke on a Sardar, but it's too difficult to be a Sardar"




Law of the Garbage Truck !!!!


Law of the Garbage Truck

One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. 
We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. 
My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us. 
My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean he was really friendly. 
So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined
your car and sent us to the hospital!' 
This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck.'

He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. 
As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. Don't take it personally.

Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets.

The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day. 




Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, 
so ... Love the people who treat you right. 
Pray for the ones who don't. 
Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it! 



Thursday, February 21, 2013

Pencil Vs Camera Amazing Art









Google Services in the year 2084


Childish School days U will 100% Laugh ;)